<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><item href="/skyhawkview/2021-22/12/satire-sauks-surplus-saliva-samples-secretly-supply-sanitizers.html" dsn="news"><featured/><pubDate>04/20/2022</pubDate><title>Satire: Sauk’s surplus saliva samples secretly supply sanitizers</title><description>Each and every student here at Sauk Valley Community College has most certainly gone by the COVID-19 testing site at the campus and has likely had saliva tested for COVID-19.</description><author>Brenden Parkins</author><image><img src="/skyhawkview/2021-22/12/_images/instructor-powered-by-coffee.jpg" alt="Tom Irish a synthetic instructor powered by the coffee solution"/></image><caption>Tom Irish, a synthetic instructor powered by the coffee solution.</caption><tags><tag>brenden</tag><tag>parkins</tag></tags></item>